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Quotes of the day

Posted: August 5, 2012 in Uncategorized

Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, Mom? Because I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to fuck me!

Oh, I’ve got a better idea! Why don’t you go across the street and buy some condoms?! Because we should at least be safe if you’re gonna fuck me, Mom!

You might as well go buy some cigarettes too, because I like to have a smoke after I get good fucked!

Well then can we at least pull up here and get some dinner? ‘Cause I like to be wined and dined after I’ve been FUCKED!

You know, Mom, the least you could do is kiss me first. ‘Cause I liked to be kissed before I get fucked!

Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you’re gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey? ‘Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED!


Top disturbing movies

Posted: July 17, 2012 in Uncategorized

snuff 102
philosophy of a knife
murder set pieces
a serbian film
the human centipede
hills have eyes

Quote of the day

Posted: June 4, 2012 in Uncategorized

The key to resisting temptation is avoiding it. – Stephen A Smith

Jokes of the day

Posted: May 31, 2012 in Uncategorized

I’ve got fat arms so I walk to a trainer for some advice, he goes: hmmm you can do some push-ups but some shit is just genetic.

Rick Santorum doesn’t think kids should go to college. I think he’s got a point, what this country needs is more self-taught doctors.

Guys work on their abs so they can have that moment before sex when they take their shirts off and say: you made the right choice.

Athletes want to play in New York because there’s no better work-out than running for your life in Central Park.

Joke of the day

Posted: May 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

justin bieber and serena gomez at the nba game
Do not take your girlfriend to the NBA because she will get bored…