Police in California just burnt 34,000 marijuana plants that were growing in the state park. The police were very angry about finding all that weed until the wind changed directions.
Investors will be able to buy shares of Facebook stock for the first time ever. Now you can lose all your money in the same place you lost all your time.
ABC is launching a dancing with stars online game where fans can virtually dance with the stars of the show. It’s great, now you can pretend to dance with the pretend version of a pretend celebrity.
While discussing the US policy on Iran today, Joe Biden said that president Obama has ‘a big stick’. In related news, Joe Biden is banned from the white house steam room.
A new study found that being a vegetarian actually improves your mood, while talking about being a vegetarian just ruins everyone else’s mood.
A true story: a hunter in Florida mistakenly shot his girlfriend in the leg because he thought she was a wild hog. But other than that it was a really nice anniversary.
It turns out a sperm donor in the UK may have single-handedly fathered 600 children. Yeah and I mean single-handedly.
Police had been called to help a guy who locked himself in handcuffs in a sex shop. The guy would have called his girlfriend but she hadn’t been inflated yet.
A study found that looking at something green can boost creativity. Although not as much as smoking something green.
It was announced that North Korea leader Kim Jong un got married. Of course it was embarrassing on their wedding night when he was unable to launch any missiles.