Jokes of the day

Posted: May 31, 2012 in Uncategorized

I’ve got fat arms so I walk to a trainer for some advice, he goes: hmmm you can do some push-ups but some shit is just genetic.

Rick Santorum doesn’t think kids should go to college. I think he’s got a point, what this country needs is more self-taught doctors.

Guys work on their abs so they can have that moment before sex when they take their shirts off and say: you made the right choice.

Athletes want to play in New York because there’s no better work-out than running for your life in Central Park.

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